Over the hill

ATHENS, Ga. — Checking the scoreboard ticker during a break in the South Carolina-Georgia game, we find this:
Oregon 39, Michigan 7 at the end of the third quarter.
Alabama-Birmingham 17, Florida State 3 midway through the second quarter.
Which begs the question:
If Michigan and FSU both start this season 0-2, who gets the first room assignment at the Shady Groves Rest Home for Past-Their-Prime Head Coaches?
Lloyd Carr or Bobby Bowden?